Lava Media is the oldest and largest media service, handling the majority of
communication between the celestial realms and most recently, the planet Earth.
Similar to our earthly counterparts, we specialize in mind control techniques
involving hype, fear, and sex. However, we are an independant entity and are not
under the censorship or control of big business or powerful lobbyists. We also provide unique
online marketing services in conjunction with
the Divine Portal's agent on Earth.